Not For the Faint of Heart


I'm warning you, if you have a weak stomach, this would be the blog to skip! I'm about to catalog some of the Very Gross Things I have found Noah eating and doing. I figured at some point it would be good to know what he has survived! Josh and I joke that Noah is either going to be a very healthy little boy or a very sickly little boy. Here goes (and keep in mind that the top 2 items were just today!):



  • Eating Cat Food (see above picture. Don't ask me why we still have cat food and no cat. I don't know. But I got rid of the bag shortly after taking this photo.)

  • Sucking on the Toilet Brush (!!!!!!!! there are no words adequate to express my disgust!)

  • Eating Rabbit Droppings ("but, Mom, they look like little chocolates!")

  • Sucking on the little cap that goes over the bolt that holds the toilet to the floor (I should say that mine are all clean now!)

  • Licking shoe soles

  • Splashing in the potty

  • Picking through the trash can and eating what he finds (lint. used tissues. Q-tips. Things too gross to mention, even on here. Etc)

Keep in mind that this is by no means an exhaustive list, just what comes to mind when I think of what happens when I leave him alone "for 2 seconds".


Tell me my child is not the only one!


Comments

Shelly said…
LOL!!!!!!!!

Poor mommy! (He'll probably survive, don't worry!) Thanks for the chuckle!
June 12, 2008 at 11:47 AM
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